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The Innocence of Children
written by: Hart Dowd
The Innocence of Children
These are some answers to questions children gave in Sunday school class:
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals......Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah....Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients....The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.....Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.....The first Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.....The Fifth Commandment is to humor thy father and mother....The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada......Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.....The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Filklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times....Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you....He also explained, “Man doth not live by sweat alone.’
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels....The epistles were the wives of the apostles....One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was, by profession, a taximan.
St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimoney, which is another name for marriage...A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
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