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Get Your Own Dirt
written by: Hart Dowd
GET YOUR OWN DIRT
**This is NOT meant to be religiously offensive. I hope no one finds it that
way. I think it is the opposite...meant to reinforce religion.
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a
long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and
tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was
done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a
man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days, with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no! You go get your own dirt!"
A good point to this joke.
From the start Satan has been trying to tell man that he is as smart as God. In the Garden of Eden, Genesis 3:1 (last part), Satan posed a question to Eve, "Yea, hath God said, ‘Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden’?"......and verse 4b,"
Ye shall not surely die;" Since then man has been trying to equal God, as at the Tower of Babel, and with King Ahab, when Elijah put on the contest between Baal and God.
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