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Points To Ponder
written by: Hart Dowd
Points To Ponder:
* Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
* If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
* If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
* Why does "slow down" and " slow up" mean the same thing?
* Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
* Doesn't "expecting and unexpecting" make the unexpected expected?
* Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
* If work is so terrible, why do they have to pay you to do it?
* If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
* How come abbreviated is such a long word?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
* Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
* If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
* Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
All I really need to know I learned from Noah's Ark!!!
* Don't miss the boat.
* Don't forget we are all in the same boat.
* Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
* Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
* Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
* Build your future on high ground.
* For safety sake, travel in pairs.
* Two heads are better than one.
* Speed isn't always an advantage, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
* When you're stressed, float awhile.
* Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
* Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
Source unknown.
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